Speed Round
Chris Spicuzza & Rob Arnold of
Chimaira
Karma: Okay guys, here’s a speed round of quickie questions

Rob & Chris: Okay!

Rob: I like these!!

Karma: [laughs] Spiritual or religious?

Rob: Religious

Chris: Neither

Karma: Top 5 favorite bands or musicians

Rob: Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura, Megadeth

Karma: Chris?  [Chuckles]

Chris: Those are hard!  [Smiles]  I wish I had my I-Pod to do this.  Pantera, Megadeth, Deftones…I’ll throw a loop in there, Ludacris, ummm… Billy Joel.

Karma: What’s your favorite drink? Grey Goose vodka?

Rob: Actually water; it’s the most important substance in your life…  

Chris: …but if I was to say cocktails, Grey Goose Vanilla and Diet Coke and for regular drinks, I’d say water as well.

Karma: What’s your favorite color?

Chris:  Midnight Blue

Rob: Blue

Karma: Any particular shade of blue for you or just blue?

Rob: Umm, I’m just gonna go with blue.

Karma: What’s your favorite pastime?

[Dead silence]

Chris: You like to fish, that might help.

Rob: That’s more like a hobby as opposed to a pastime.

Chris: I like to bowl…go bowling.  It’s kind of a hillbilly sport! [Laughs] Yeah!

Karma: Are you good?

Chris: Yeah, I’m all right!

Karma: What’s your average?

Chris: I don’t, know.  I’ve haven’t bowled on a league or like do an average in so long but my highest game was 269.

Rob: So you can say your [average] is 50% percent of that!

[We all laugh]

Karma: Who's your favorite visual artist?

Rob: I don't know, I'm not really into art.  Bob Ross…

Chris: [Laughs hysterically] They're so many out there I really can't think of their names but I'm really into digital photography and art.  I don't know if he's a painter or not or how he does his stuff but I don't how to pronounce his name but I'm really into Geiger.  He's really cool!

Karma: His tarot cards are really cool too

Chris: Yeah! And Dave McKean, I like his tarot cards!

Karma: Do you believe in astrology?

Chris: No, I just like looking at pretty stuff [laughs]

Karma: [Laughing] Okay!!  Violin or Cello?

Chris: Cello

Rob: Violin, the other I saw this thing online with a Chinese kid playing "Eruption" by Van Halen.  It was awesome.

Karma: Now that would be interesting!  Megadeth or Metallica?

Rob: Metallica

Chris: Megadeth

Group: THANK YOU!!

Chris: [Laughs]

Karma: If not a musician then what?

Rob: Then I'd be working for a band! [Laughs]

Chris: Some sort of computer geek job because that's what I did before this.

Karma: Do you think that you're a role model?

Rob: Ummm, yeah, I guess so.  Every night there's a ton of kids who tell me I'm their idol and that they look up to me with my playing and stuff because of my music and career so yeah I guess I am.

Chris: I wouldn't say that I am, maybe some people are into what I do but I don't think that you could know enough about me and how I am in my personal life to want to follow it, or I'd hope not!

Rob: I don't even see how you sit there and be that hard on yourself!  [Now looking at me]  Just the other day in Detroit, these guys were handing me a demo and stuff.  We got a sampler because of him.  I just wanted to point that out…

Chris: Yeah, I think they're into what I do but I don't think they're like, you know what I mean, a role model I think is more of a sports star or whatever.  People don't even know anything about this guy except how hard he worked to audition to get to where he was.   I don't know…

Karma: Do you have one?

Rob: Ummm, yeah, probably James Hetfield.  I mean, Kirk Hammet is my favorite guitarist; everything that they've done, Metallica's so influential to me and to what I do. I know he's like the backbone of every band.  So he is definitely a role model to me.

Chris: I don't have a musical role model, I'll say my parents because of the way they raised me. They did a good job, I'm not in jail!

Karma: [Smiles] That's so sweet!

Chris: [Chuckles] Yeah!  [Smiles]

Karma: What color are your kitchen plates?

Rob: White with a Southwestern border

Chris: Mine are white with some flower trim around them or vines or something around the edges.  Either that or flowers that got print on them…

Karma: If you could be any cartoon character, who would you chose to be?


Rob: [Looks puzzled] Well I don't know! [Starts to laugh]

Chris: [laughing] That's going to be me!  Jim would be Cartman, our bass player.  I don't know if this counts but I always wanted to be a Ghostbuster when I was a kid and they were a cartoon for a second, so I'd say one of those guys.  I want to be Peter Venkman [Bill Murray's character]; he's the witty Ghostbuster.

Rob: Or maybe a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, those boys can kick ass and eat pizza.

Karma: Introvert or extrovert?

Rob: I don't know what that is! [Laughs]

Chris: Neither do I! [Laughs]

Karma: Let me explain it this wan an introvert is the kind of person who keep things to themselves, more of a shy person.  An extrovert will think aloud, blurt things out, being outward [using hands displaying the motion]

Chris: Oh, introverts keep everything to themselves?

Karma: Right

Chris: Oh, I'm an introvert for sure!

Rob: Is there a "both"?

Karma: Yeah, just can't remember the name of it [They're called ambiverts]

Rob: Then that's me

Karma: Rebel or defender of the rules?


Chris: I'm a defender of the rules

Rob: Again, I would say both.  I mean because I'm definitely into rules and discipline and stuff like that.  But then it's a balancing act for the life that I've chosen.

Karma: Are you close to your family?

Rob: Definitely!

Karma: [Looking at Chris] Well, I'd imagine you would be

Chris: Well yeah, same here

Karma: What would say is your best feature?

[silence]

Rob: I don't know!

Chris: Should we answer each other's?

Karma: Sure!  [What a novel concept, thanks Chris!!]


Chris: He's charming

Karma: AHHH!!!

Rob: That sounds gay!  [Thinking]  Perhaps his integrity!

Chris: [Smiles]

Karma: Least favorite household chore?

Rob: Dusting, I never dust.  My mom's always like,
'You need to clean this…'

Chris: I guess it's taking out the trash.  I one of those guys who'll get absolutely upset when the trash is filled and dudes keep slamming stuff and pushing it down further.  I mean I hate it, who wants to keep touching trash?  It's got to be done.

Karma: Who would ask these questions of? 

Rob: If I were to read it, who would I like to see answer these questions?

Karma: Yes

Rob: Jesus

Chris: Jim LaMarca, our bass player, just because it's funny to see him get through an interview so I'd be entertained!  [Laughs mischievously]  You'd have to video tape it, just to get the
'Ummmmm' in between.

[All laughing]

END 
Photo: Erika Kristen Watt
Chimaira's guitarist, Rob Arnold and master of electronics,
Chris Spicuzza
HOB
8/23/04

Interviewer: Karma E. Omowale
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