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| Speed Round Ben Cook & Matt Delong No Warning |
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| Sharita: If stranded on a desert island who would you take with you? Ben: Matt Matt: [Laughs] Any person? I take fuckin' Bin Laden with me. Sharita: [Laughs] Why? Matt: Because, no one else can chill with him. Ben: I'd take George Bush so I could fuck him in his ass all the time. [Laughs] Matt: No I'd take...that girl. I can't think of her name. Ben: C'mon! Sharita: [Laughs] If you were stranded on this same island with your band, who would you eat first? Matt: Oh man. I wouldn't touch me because I'm fuckin' nasty, I probably would eat Ben because I know he'd be clean. I wouldn't touch Jordan because he's full of vitamins and shit, Jesse, would be a good meal but, I don't know if I want him. Ben: Jesse would be the most disgusting meal of all time, that's why we call him Junkyard Jesse because he's a dirty fuck! [Laughs] If you eat Jesse, it will probably be a lot of pubic hair and shit. I'd probably eat Matt, because he's clean. Sharita: If you were in a drinking contest who would you have on your team? Ben and Matt: Jesse! Sharita: [Laughs] Why? Matt: Because he can drink more than anybody! Ben: I'd like to see somebody try to drink Jesse under the table, he's a fuckin' maniac! All these bands that try to be Motley Crüe and party with cocaine that are (scr)emo, Jesse would [put you away]. Matt: Jesse's been drinkin' for about five years or so... Ben: Jesse is not a hardcore kid or a (scr)emo kid he's just a fuckin' psycho. Sharita: What 3 CD's would be with you if you were stranded? Ben: Ah shit! 3 CD's? Matt: 3 CD's? Wow. Ben: You know, for me it doesn't really matter because I'd get fuckin' sick of it anyways. Matt: I'd bring a guitar and make my own music. Ben: You could play something from every CD ever made dude! Sharita: X-Box or Playstation? Matt and Ben: Neither! [Laughs] Matt: Video games are for nerds. Ben: With that being said, I buy all these Alternative Press magazines and shit and this bands talk about playing video games all day and workin' out. I mean there's no fuckin danger, there's no fuckin' attitude, just a bunch of fuckin' nerds playin' video games! I beg everybody to live a little. Matt: Maybe if they play their instruments instead of fuckin' video games, they'd write good songs! Sharita: So what does the band do on the bus? Ben: There's sleep, sex, and we talk shit about bands that play video games on the bus, [laughs] and work out. Sharita: Burn a CD or buy? Matt and Ben: Buy. Ben: I'll burn a CD if the band is broken up or old, any current band I'll buy. Sharita: What's your favorite sports team? Matt: I don't really watch sports. Ben: I don't either, I like English soccer, our bass player is from Philadelphia, he likes the Eagles so shout out to the fuckin' Eagles. Sharita: A nickname that your best friend has given you. Ben: I might have already been giving a couple. My nickname on tour is the Kid. Our manager gave us all nicknames. Matt: I'm Frenchie. Sharita: Why do they call you Frenchie? Matt: Because I make out with all the guys in my band. Ben: [Laughs] Sharita: [Laughs] Ok, I wasn't expecting that. Matt: I'm French and really romantic, so I like to kiss. Ben: He likes to french kiss. Matt: No, I'm not French I was just fuckin' with you. My last name is French but I'm not. Ben: His last name is French and we're always rippin' on him. [Laughs] Jordan's nickname is Chico cause he's cool, Jesse's nickname is Junkyard obviously because he's a slobby ass. Zach's nickname is Wolfie. Sharita: Ok so tell me about their Avril Lavergne thing, are you seeing her? Ben: Yeah, it actually started as just a band joke. Sharita: Did you meet her? Matt and Ben: Yeah. Ben: She lives two doors down from our manager's house. So every time we have a party over our managers house we just go drop all the empties (empty cans or bottles of liquor I assume) in front of her house so she can get in trouble. So all that stuff is a rumor we started. I could make up a rumor from this interview though. Sharita: Go on right ahead! Ben: How about this, Avril Lavergne has a small dick. [laughs] Matt: [Laughs] Sharita: [Laughs] Well we look for a little fun in interviews so that's great. Ben: Fun is my middle name. END |
| No Warning's vocalist, Ben Cook & guitarist, Matt Delong HOB 10/17/04 Interviewer: Sharita Lumpkin |
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